My cousin cheated on his wife while I worked for them. Can I throw water at the slut and be arrested?

I like your ogy of throwing fruit punch to represent the cheating but if you want to get back at her a more cly or sophisticated way I would actually go BUY a red sweater AND sow a big S on it. then mail it to her with no return address, no name. this will work for the others as well. This way you won't get in any trouble. After all you can't get arrested for giving someone a gift (unless it's anthrax) lol.